9 Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end up with fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It.

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. Refer back to no. 3 for the meaning.

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s Ok means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you are welcome. (I want to add a clause here – this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot”- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome”…that will bring on a “whatever.”

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F’ YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but now is doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to no. 3.